G D7 Em
Since I still appreciate you
E7 Am
Let's find love while we may
D7
Because I know I'll hate you
Em D7 G
When you are old and gray
D7 Em
So say you love me here and now
E7 Am
I'll make the most of that

Say you love and trust me
G E7
For I know you'll disgust me
A7 D7 G
When you're old and getting fat

C
An awful debility, a lessened utility
D7 G
A loss of mobility is a strong possibility
B7
In all probability I'll lose my virility
Em A7 D7
And you your fertility and desirability
G C
And this liability of total sterility
D7 G
Will lead to hostility and a sense of futility
Am
So let's act with agility while we still have facility
Em A7 D7
For we'll soon reach senility and lose the ability

Your teeth will start to go, dear
Your waist will start to spread
In twenty years or so, dear
I'll wish that you were dead
I'll never love you then at all
The way I do today
So please remember
When I leave in December
I told you so in May.