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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
......................... D7....................... Em
Never make a pretty woman your wife
.................... C........................ D
So from my personal point of view
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Get an ugly girl to marry you

.............. G......................................... Em
A pretty woman makes a man look small
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And very often causes his downfall
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As soon as he marries her then she’ll start
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To do the things that will break his heart.
[No chorus]
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
An ugly woman cooks your meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry her anyway
Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch.